FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES AND MESSAGES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES AND MESSAGES FOR HIM

 

 “Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”

 

“When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”

 

“Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either.”

  

    “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”

 

    “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”

  

    “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”

 

    “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”

 

 

    “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”

  

“Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”

 

 

    “Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”

  

“You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”

  

    “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”

  

    “Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”

 

     “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

 

  

    “It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”

 

     “Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”

  

    Dear Boyfriend! Whether it’s your birthday, my birthday or our anniversary, you very well know who will be doing all the shopping and for whom. Lots of luck and love. Happy anniversary to you.

 

     May you always be mine for eternity so that I can always pull your legs to handle my mood swings. Happy anniversary darling. Love you to the moon and back.

   

     Some of the happiest moments of my life have come because of you. May every girl gets a guy like you. Happy anniversary.

 

     In all these years, I have understood that you are smarter than you think and wilder than one can think of. May you continue to be the same forever.

  

    A wise man had once rightly said that if there is no light at the end of the tunnel, then it ain’t the end of the journey. May you continue to perspire to transform your dream (and my dream) into reality. Happy anniversary to you.

 

     There is a different level of happiness when I take out money from your wallet even when mine is filled. Hope you don’t mind it. Happy anniversary.

 

     If there is one thing that I have learned from you, is how to stay young and forever by lying through the teeth. Happy anniversary.

 

     God must have gone through a lot in bringing two opposite individuals like us together. Kudos to him and a happy anniversary to our relationship.

   

It wouldn’t be wrong to say that you are like a livewire as the sparks of love and romance are always flying around whenever you are around me. Happy anniversary.

 

 You are the perfect boyfriend whose boiling point is low to absorb my tantrum. I just wish that your libido remains high as ever. Happy anniversary.

  

Congratulations on successfully absorbing all the sufferings and misery. May you continue to do the same with the same enthusiasm.

   

New Birthday Quotes, Messages & Greetings 2022

 

 

 🌹”May your birthday be as awesome, as awesome you are. Stay blessed always.

 

 🌹”Happy birthday to the man who inspired me to dream big and to work hard in achieving that dream. I love you, Dad!

 

🌹”Wishing you all the best today and throughout the coming year!

 

 

 

 

🌹”Dad, thanks for being the best friend I could ever have. Happy birthday to you!

  

🌹”I never could have made it through childhood without you. Happy birthday!

 

🌹”It’s an honor that the best man in this world is my brother. Happy birthday.

  

🌹”Happy birthday! You are only young once so enjoy it to the fullest. Time passes way too fast and you don’t get these years back.

  

🌹”My wish for you is that you continue to love life and never stop dreaming. May beauty and happiness surround you not only on your special day but always.

 

🌹”The advantage of old age is that you get to spread your love to many others. Happy Bday To You.

 

🌹”We have been together so long, I can’t think of life without you. But I will never tire of wishing you happy birthday. Live long, love life and relish every moment.

  

🌹”Having a friend like you has made my life so much easier. You are always there to carry me through my times of trouble. That’s why today your special day is a great time to celebrate all that you have done for me.

  

🌹”You are inspiration to me and all those around you. This day is a celebration because it marks the moment you entered our lives.

 

🌹”Happy birthday to the most generous and fun-loving person I know! I hope your day is full of good things and sweetness just like those you have brought to me.

 

 🌹”You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. Happy Birthday.

 

 🌹”On this day we wish that you may have more time to inspire other people, gain more friends, more tons of wisdom and a bucket of hope and happiness. Wishing you a very happy natal day!

  

🌹”Hope you stay happy and excited all year round as you are on your birthday.

 

🌹”May your birthday be as awesome as awesome you are. Stay blessed always.

 

🌹”I want to thank your parents to give me such a wonderful person on this day in my life. Happy birthday!

 

🌹”May your birthday be happy joyous and pleasureful and may today’s every moment make you smile.

 

 🌹”Happy Birthday to you birthdays just do not make you older but wiser and mature too.

 

 🌹”Today is a perfect day to tell you that you are a wonderful gift to me from god my friend. Happy Birthday!

 

🌹”May god bless you every day and fulfill your every desire on this sweet bday.

 

🌹”Happy birthday! I hope this is the beginning of your greatest, most wonderful year ever.

  

🌹”On your special day I wish you good luck. I hope this wonderful day will fill up your heart with joy

 

 and blessings.

 🌹”May each year be another year to see the beauty of what you’ve done in this world.

 🌹”May the sun shine the brightest and the birds sing the sweetest today, just for you. My best Birthday wishes to you.

 🌹”I was waiting much for your birthday. We will party like there is no tomorrow. Many many returns of the day!

 🌹”Today is your bday go let’s dance with fairies, ride a unicorn, swim with mermaids and chase rainbows.

 🌹”Happy Birthday to you I wish that your life success goes with you every year of life.

 🌹”Wishing you the fresh morning, rocking noon and lovely night on your Happy Birthday.

 🌹”Thinking of you on your birthday and wishing you all the best! I hope it is as fantastic as you are!

 🌹”Let this day be full of joy and celebration. I wish you an outstanding and fabulous birthday my

 friend.

 🌹”Special friends are a rare find but am I glad that you are one of mine. Happy Birthday to a friend I’ll never forget.

 

Funny Birthday Wishes

  🌹”Sorry I forget to bring a gift for you, please don’t forget to give me cake. Happy Birthday.

 🌹”The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

 

 🌹”So many candles for such a small cake! Happy Birthday

 

🌹”I want your birthday to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy Birthday To You.

 

 🌹”If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them. Happy Birthday.

 

🌹”No matter if you are cute or clever, the most important thing is you remembered my birthday.

 

 🌹”Be thankful your birthday comes just once in a year.